Lake Macquarie Plumber Sense of Humour
October 23rd, 2012
Lake Macquarie Plumbers are known for our good sense of humour and good joke telling. I wanted to share some of these quotes I found about Plumbing with you. If you have your own plumbing jokes and quotes that you would like to share, go ahead and add them in the comments below. I’m going to lead with a quote from Albert Einstein, “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”
Arthur Baer “A plumber is an A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.”
Hey, did you hear that someone broke into the Lake Macquarie police station and stole their toilet? Apparently the word is that the cops have nothing to go on…..
A Lake Macquarie doctor called a Lake Macquarie Plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and that the Lake Macquarie Plumber attend straight away. Upon arrival the Lake Macquarie Plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.
Being a Lake Macquarie Plumber apprentice is the only job where you’ll hear your boss say, “Be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘Dope’ in them!”
A good flush beats a full house every time.
A Lake Macquarie plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak……and also fix it!
In what way is a Lake Macquarie Doctor and Lake Macquarie Plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.
“I bet you have never seen a Lake Macquarie plumber bite his nails.”
Ok, so some maybe funny…some hilarious. It’s certainly one of the ways we get through a shxxy day!
Cheers
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